Банкнота в миллион фунтов (Твен) - страница 5

Вероятно, я просидел в таком состоянии с минуту. Я то и дело открывал и закрывал глаза, чтобы убедиться, не сплю ли я. Наконец, придя в себя, я заметил хозяина заведения, стоящего передо мной и ошеломлённо смотревшего на купюру. Казалось, он боготворил её, всей душой и телом. Он выглядел так, будто не может пошевелить ни рукой, ни ногой. Воспользовавшись его молчанием, я
"Give me the change, please."совершил единственно возможный в тот момент поступок. Я протянул ему банкноту и небрежно сказал: "Разменяйте, пожалуйста".
Then he was restored to his normal condition, and made a thousand apologies for not being able to break the bill, and I couldn't get him to touch it. He wanted to look at it, and keep on looking at it; he couldn't seem to get enough of it to quench the thirst of his eye, but he shrank from touching it as if it had been something too sacred for poor common clay to handle. I said:Придя в нормальное состояние, хозяин принёс тысячу извинений за то, что не может разменять деньги. Я даже не мог заставить его дотронуться до них. Он желал лишь смотреть на купюру, будто утоляя жажду своих глаз. Он относился к банкноте, как к чему-то священному, не достойному прикосновения простого человека. Мне пришлось повторить:
"I am sorry if it is an inconvenience, but I must insist. Please change it; I haven't anything else.""Извините ещё раз за беспокойство, но я настаиваю. Пожалуйста, разменяйте. У меня больше ничего нет".
But he said that wasn't any matter; he was quite willing to let the trifle stand over till another time. I said I might not be in his neighborhood again for a good while; but he said it was of no consequence, he could wait, and, moreover, I could have anything I wanted, any time I chose, and let the account run as long as I pleased. He said he hoped he wasn't afraid to trust as rich a gentleman as I was, merely because I was of a merry disposition, and chose to play larks on the public in the matter of dress. By this time another customer was entering, and the landlord hinted to me to put the monster out of sight; then he bowed me all the way to the door, and I started straight for that house and those brothers, to correct the mistake which had been made before the police should hunt me up, and help me do it. I was pretty nervous; in fact, pretty badly frightened, though, of course, I was no way in fault; but I knew men well enough to know that when they find they've given a tramp a million-pound bill when they thought it was a one-pounder, they are in a frantic rage against him instead of quarreling with their own near-sightedness, as they ought. As I approached the house my excitement began to abate, for all was quiet there, which made me feel pretty sure the blunder was not discovered yet. I rang. The same servant appeared. I asked for those gentlemen.