“Should’a known you was a motherfucking cop.” His voice was a shadow of its former booming self.
“I’m not a cop.” I kept the.357 magnum leveled at his chest. The barrel was only four inches of thick ribbed steel, but the business end might as well have been the size of eternity.
“Now wait a motherfucking minute.” He held out two big hands, palms facing me and tried to make himself smaller on the sofa, no easy task. His expression changed. He wasn’t worrying about his throat any longer. “Motherfuck! I’ve heard about you. Big guy with a big motherfucking gun…”
I held up my hand. He stopped talking.
“Did you ever consider that repeating the same profanity over and over deprives it of any ability to shock? You might consider trying out a word such as ‘mountebank’ or ‘scoundrel.’”
He lowered his hands and took a deep breath. “Look, man, I got no problem with Edward, man. I’m completely good with him. Why you think I’m here right now? This is between me and this skinny pale-ass mother…” He stopped. “Scoundrel.”
I said, “Who is Tim Lewis?”
“He is.” The black guy quickly pointed to the red-haired kid next to him.
“Then it’s time for you to leave.”
“What about my Glock?”
“Get another one.”
He stood without protest, picked up his cap, and hurried out the door, quietly closing it. I locked it, expecting him to at least be muttering indignation and threats as he departed, but nothing. I heard heavy steps thudding along the concrete, down the stairs, and then they faded. The gate to the street clanged shut.
I waited a few seconds and holstered the Python. “Who is he?”
“I think my nose is broken!” His voice sounded like a teary fourteen-year-old.
“So who broke it?”
“You don’t know? He knows you.” His eyes were curious. “He calls himself AFP.”
My mind did a sort: FDR, JFK, LBJ. I asked again.
Through his hands came a nasal response. “America’s Finest Pimp.”
Get it: San Diego called itself America’s Finest City. I didn’t smile. I leaned against the outer wall and stealthily looked out the drawn curtain. The courtyard was deserted. Nobody was at the pool that dominated the space. Beyond the fence, nobody was on the sidewalk.
From my pocket I produced the photo and held it out. “Do you know her?”
“That’s Scarlett.”
I worked hard to conceal my surprise. “Who?”
“Scarlett. My girlfriend.”
“What’s her last name?”
“Mason. Scarlett Mason. Do you know where she is?”
I nodded, put the picture away, and asked him what problem he had with America’s Finest Pimp.
“I’m really hurting, dude!”
I checked him out in more detail. He might have had the kind of face teenage girls consider cute, at least before his nose had been broken, but to me it looked like a comic-book face, a cross between Archie and Jimmy Olsen. His face was so thin, a vein running up his forehead was prominent.