30 anekdot (Lidepla) - страница 7

Undey koy jen kupi un piktura bay Jimi, poy shwo a ta: "Jimi, bi karim, shwo ba: way yu rasmi pa niche haf de piktura e bu rasmi pa uupare-la?

"Bikos me es syao," Jimi shwo. "May brash bu ateni gao."

Gro-hao vakasion

Sinior e madam Grey jivi in gran urba, e li hev un son. Ta nami Pit, e ta bu pri woshi swa. Undey madam Grey shwo a swa-ney mursha: "Tu oltaim jivi in urba, se bu es hao fo Pit." Also pa sekwi-she saif li findi un syao dom in vilaja e pren Pit adar fo vakasion.

Wen li arivi a vilaja, madam Grey shwo a Pit: "Nu sal resti hir fo dwa wik."

Boy lopi inu dom, kan oli shamba, poy lopi bak a mata, shwo: "Me bu vidi banipen, mama. Wo es it?"

"Es muy syao dom, Pit," mata shwo. "Hir banipen yok."

"Es ya gro-hao!" Pit shwo. "Sey vakasion sal bi verem prival."

Dao-kwesta

Undey sinior Parker shwo a swa: "Me bu vidi may brata yo longem, e ta habiti in nove dom nau. Me sal raki-go adar sedey fo visiti ta."

Ta pren brata-ney adres, zin auto e en-go. Ta raki-go longem, bat bu findi brata-ney dom. Pa fin ta stopi fo pregi koywan om helpa.

"Go rektem pa sey kamina fo dwa milya," un man shwo, "poy turni a lefta, e poy pren dwa-ney kamina desnen."

Sinior Parker raki-go rektem pa kamina e turni a lefta afte dwa milya, bay poy snova lusi dao. Ta raki-go un milya pyu, vidi un kamina desnen e stopi. Un gina zai go pas, also ta kwesti ela: "Skusi ba, ob se es dwa-ney kamina desnen?"

Vilaja avantaja

Sinior e madam Wilson jivi in gran jenful urba, e pa un saif li lai a un vilaja fo fai vakasion. Li pri it gro, bikos toy vilaja es kyete klin loko. It gro-farki fon urba.

Undey ranem pa sabah li go promeni e miti un laojen. Ta jivi pa ferma e zai sidi ausen bli zindwar sub warme surya. Sinior Wilson kwesti ta:

"Ob yu pri jivi in tal kyete loko?"

Laojen shwo: "Ya."

Sinior Wilson shwo: "Kwo es hao om it?"

Laojen jawabi: "Wel, kadawan koni kadawan. Jenta oftem lai visiti me, e me oftem go visiti li. Yoshi ye mucho kinda hir."

Sinior Wilson shwo: "Es interes-ney. E kwo es buhao?"

Laojen dumi idyen, poy shwo: "Wel, same kosas, pa fakta."

Deyfan-taim

Don safari pa landa, e undey ta lai a un hotel in un syao urba. Dar oni servi deyfan fon klok shi-dwa e haf til klok un e haf. Ta promeni longem, poy vidi un yungo pa gata, shwo a ta: "Skusi ba, ob yu mog shwo kwel klok es?"

Yungo kan an swa-ney handakloka, jawabi: "Es klok shi-dwa."

Don bu joi al audi se, shwo: "Ob bu es pyu tarde?" Ta fai hunga, ta yao chi deyfan.

"Non," yungo shwo. "In nuy urba neva es pyu tarde kem klok shi-dwa."

Don fa-astoni, shwo: "Es interes-ney. Kwo yu maini?"