30 anekdot (Lidepla) - страница 6

Billi-ney mata tuy chu dom e lopi-lai a ta. "Ob ta he kusi yu?" ela kwesti.

"Non, ta bu he kusi me," Billi jawabi, "bat ta he gusti me."

Hao aspekta

Sinior e madam Wiliams gami al ke lu hev dwashi-tri yar e ela hev dwashi yar. Afte dwashi-pet yar li hev gran pati, e fotiyuan lai e zwo kelke foto de li.

Poy fotiyuan dai a madam Wiliams swa-ney nam-karta e shwo: "Fotos ve bi tayar pa lai-she tridi. Yu mog pai li pa nuy studio."

"Non," madam Wiliams shwo, "bi karim sendi li a nu."

Fotos arivi afte un wik, bat madam Wiliams bu joi al vidi li. Ela zin swa-ney auto e dukti it a foto-studio. Dar ela stopi, zin studio, shwo ira-nem: "Yu he zwo kelke foto de me e de may mursha pa bifoo-ney wik, bat me bu sal pagi pur li."

"Oo, way non?" fotiyuan kwesti.

"Bikos may mursha aspekti kom maimun," madam Wiliams shwo.

"Wel," fotiyuan jawabi, "se bu es nuy kulpa. Way yu bu he dumi om se bifoo ke yu gami lu?"

Inyekta-selekta

Un laojen go a hospital. Doktor lai-visiti lu, shwo: "Wel, sinior Jons, yu sal pai kelke inyekta. Afte li yu ve sta mucho pyu hao. Mednana ve lai e dai a yu den un-ney-la sedey pa aksham, e yu ve pai dwa-ney-la manya pa sabah."

Pa akham un yunge mednana go-lai a sinior-Jons-ney kama, shwo: "Me sal dai a yu den un-ney inyekta, sinior Jons. In kwel plasa yu yao pai it?"

Laojen fa-astoni. Ta kan nana duran kelke sekunda, poy shwo: "Nulwan gwo lasi me selekti se bifooen. Ob yu verem yao ke me selekti?"

"Ya, sinior Jons," nana jawabi. Ela zai hasti. "In kwel plasa yu yao pai it?"

"Wel, dan," laojen jawabi al smaili, "me yao pai it pa yur lefte bracha, plis."

Longe dao

Pit Hogan safari pa landa bay swa-ney auto. Undey pa aksham ta zai dukti auto along koy kamina al shuki un syao hotel. Ewalaa ta vidi un laojen pa kamina-borda. Ta stopi auto, shwo a laojen: "Me yao go a Surya-Hotel. Ob yu koni it?"

"Ya," laojen jawabi. "Me mog diki dao a yu."

Ta geti inu Pit-ney auto, e li raki it sirke dwashi milya. Wen li ateni un syao dom, laojen shwo: "Stopi ba hir."

Pit stopi e kan an dom. "Bat se bu es hotel," ta shwo a laojen.

"Non," laojen jawabi, "es may dom. E nau me diki a yu den dao a Surya-Hotel: turni ba bak e raki nin milya. Dan leften yu ve vidi Surya-Hotel."

Syao pikter

Jimi begin rasmi al tri yar, e al pet yar ta janmog rasmi yo aika hao. Ta rasmi mucho jamile interes-ney piktura, e jenta pagi mucho pur li. Li shwo: "Sey boy ve bi fama-ney al bi pyu yash-ney, e dan nu ve vendi sey pikturas pur mucho mani."

Jimi-ney pikturas farki fon pikturas de oli otre jen, bikos ta neva rasmi pa ol papir. Ta rasmi pa un haf, e dwa-ney la es sempre vakue. "Es ya intele," oli shwo. "Nulwan zwo tak, nulwan krome ta."