of the cold beef and general odds and ends, we should make an Irish stew.4
It seemed a fascinating idea. George gathered wood and made a fire, and Harris and I started to peel the potatoes. I
should never have thought that peeling potatoes was such an undertaking. The job turned out to be the biggest thing of its
kind that I had ever been in. We began cheerfully, one might almost say skittishly but our light-heartedness was gone by
the time the first potato was finished. The more we peeled, the more peel there seemed to be left on; by the time we had
got all the peel off and all the eyes out, there was no potato left — at least none worth speaking of. George came and had
a look at it — it was about the size of pea-nut. He said:
"Oh, that won't do! You're wasting them. You must scrape them."
So we scraped them and that was harder work than peeling. They are such an extraordinary shape, potatoes — all
bumps and warts and hollows. We worked steadily for five-and-twenty minutes, and did four potatoes. Then we struck.
We said we should require the rest of the evening for scraping ourselves.
I never saw such a thing as potato-scraping for making a fellow in a mess. It seemed difficult to believe that the
potato-scrapings in which Harris and I stood, half-smothered, could have come off four potatoes. It shows you what can
be done with economy and care.
George said it was absurd to have only four potatoes in an Irish stew, so we washed half a dozen or so more and put
them in without peeling. We also put in a cabbage and about half a peck5 of peas. George stirred it all up, and then he
said that there seemed to be a lot of room to spare, so we overhauled both the hampers, and picked out all the odds and
ends and the remnants, and added them to the stew. There were half a pork pie and a bit of cold boiled bacon left, and we
put them in. Then George found half a tin of potted salmon, and he emptied that into the pot.
He said that was the advantage of Irish stew: you got rid of such a lot of things. I fished out a couple of eggs that had
got cracked, and we put those in. George said they would thicken the gravy.
I forget the other ingredients, but I know nothing was wasted; and I remember that towards the end, Montmorency,
who had evinced great interest in the proceedings throughout, strolled away with an earnest and thoughtful air,
reappearing, a few minutes afterwards, with a dead water-rat in his mouth, which he evidently wished to present as his
contribution to the dinner; whether in a sarcastic spirit, or with a general desire to assist, I cannot say.