30 anekdot (Lidepla) - страница 3

Nixa es perfekte

Keti e Jeni go a skola pa hunta duran kelke yar e es amiga. Keti hev un meno-yash-ney sista, e Jeni bu hev nul brata-sista. Poy Keti e Jeni fini skola, e afte kelke yar li ambi gami e en-hev kinda.

Li jivi dalem fon mutu. Li gro-mangi swa-ney familia, also li bu vidi mutu til ke Keti-ney sista gami.

Undey Keti e Jeni miti in urba-sentra al fai kuping. Li toki duran kelke taim, poy Jeni shwo: "Komo yur sista sta, kun swa-ney nove mursha?"

"Oo, Jeni, ela sta hao," Keto jawabi kway. "Ye sol un problema-ki."

"Oo, kwo es?" Jeni kwesti.

"Wel, ela heni lu," Keti shwo. "Bat sempre in kada kosa ye koy dosh, bu ver? Nixa es perfekte."

Farke gunpaga

Ali Braun janmog repari dom-kosas gro-hao wen li fa-rupti. Unves ta go a otre urba fo zwo koy gunsa dar, e ta-ney molya resti pa dom sole. Al ke sinior Braun es wek, kran in banishamba fa-rupti, also ela telefoni-voki akwatuber.

Yuan lai pa aksham e repari kran in kelke minuta. Afte fini, ta dai a madam Braun den bil pur gunsa.

Ela kan it duran kelke sekunda, poy shwo: "Yur prais es tro gao, bu ver? Yu jan ku, iven ti lai a dom na leker kosti meno."

"Ya, me jan se," akwatuber jawabi. "Me jan se muy hao, bikos me bin leker bifoo ke me pai sey gunsa kelke mes bak."

Har e mustash

Al bi skola-gela, Meri Smit yao-te bikam talimer, bikos ela gro-lubi kindas. Ewalaa al hev dwashi-un yar, ela begin talimi in syao skola. Ela es hao talimer, ela ridi mucho kun kindas tuhun. Li pri ela.

Undey un gela de elay klas shwo: "Mis Smit, way man-ney har fa-grey bifoo ta-ney mustash e barba?"

Meri ridi e jawabi: "Me bu jan, Helena. Way suy har fa-grey bifoo mustash e barba?"

"Me toshi bu jan, mis Smit," Helena jawabi, "bat he eventi tak an may patra." Otre kindas in klas ridi al audi se.

Poy un boy shwo: "Me jan, mis Smit. Man-ney har sempre fa-grey pa un-ney bikos it es pa shi-sit yar pyu lao kem mustash e barba."

Buvere brata

Molli bin sole gela pa elay gata, bat, al ke ela hev ot yar, otre gela en-habiti in kontra-ney dom. Nove gela toshi hev ot yar. Ela nami Joan. Joan hev dwa brata. Dwa gela bu go a same skola, bat li sun begin plei pa hunta afte skola.

Undey Joan lai a dom, pi milka, chi biskwit, poy go a Molli-ney dom. Ela shwo a swa-ney amiga: "Swasti, Molli. Yu lai-bu-lai a may dom fo plei? Me hev gro-hao nove geim."

Molli jawabi: "Skusi, Joan, bat may mata bu permiti ke me plei kun yu sedey, bikos yur brata Jorj zai hev lengitura, e ela bu yao ke me toshi pai it."

"Oo, problema yok, Molli," Joan jawabi kway. "Pa fakta, Jorj bu es may vere brata. Ta es may stif-brata."