30 anekdot (Lidepla) - страница 4

Gande handas

Maik es syao boy, e ta heni sabun e akwa. Tri o char ves kada dey mata shwo a ta: "Maik, yur handas snova es muy gande. Go ba woshi li." Bat pa fakta Maik neva woshi li hao. Ta sol pon li inu akwa fo kelke sekunda e poy mah li aus snova.

Onkla e tia de Maik jivi in otre urba. Undey li lai a she Maik-ney mata-patra, e ley syao son Ted lai kun li tuhun. Tedi es pa un yar meno yash-ney kem Maik, e ta toshi heni sabun e akwa.

Dwa boy resti in dom kun mata-patra duran kelke minuta, poy go aus. Al ke li es sole, Maik kan Tedi-ney handas e shwo garwem: "May handas es pyu gande kem yur-las!"

"Sertem," Tedi jawabi ira-nem, "yu es ya pa un yar pyu lao kem me."

Pregi-truk

Piter hev shi yar. Undey ta-ney amiga Paul shwo a ta: "Piter, me sal hev janmadey-pati pa sitdi. Yu lai ku?"

Piter kwesti mata, ela shwo: "Ya, yu mog go." Ela telefoni a Paul-ney mata fo ladi.

Bifoo ke Piter go a pati pa sitdi, ta-ney mata shwo a ta: "Piter, bye fogeti bi latif. Bye pregi chia. Weiti til ke oni dai it a yu."

"Hao, mami," Piter jawabi e go a she Paul bay bisikla.

Pa pati ye mucho kinda. Li plei pa hunta duran un ora, poy Paul-ney mata dai a li koy chia, bat ela fogeti dai chia a Piter. Ta weiti latifem duran kelke taim, poy lifti swa-ney pyata e shwo lautem: "Ob koywan nidi prival klin pyata?"

Hao boy

Nora hev shi-sit yar. Ela hev syao brata. Elay-brata-ney nam es Jim. Koyves Jim shali gro, bat ta mah Nora ridi mucho, also ela lubi ta e sempre es karim versu ta.

Undey ela zai go fon dom a shop, ewalaa ela vidi un syao boy lopi-she versu ela. Ta lopi muy kway. Wen ta blisifi, ela fa-astoni por vidi ke es Jim.

"Swasti, Jim," Nora krai. "Way yu zai lopi tanto kway?"

Jim bu stopi, bat mavi handa a sista e krai-jawabi: "Me zai trai reteni dwa boy fon batala."

Nora fa-astoni snova. Ela ridi e shwo: "Es ya muhim zunsa fo syao boy, bu ver? Yu bu zwo tal dela oftem. Hu es sey dwa boy?"

"Es Tom e me," Jim jawabi al lopi for muy kway along gata.

Auto de familia

Henk jivi-te in syao urba, bat poy ta pai gunsa in gran urba e en-habiti dar kun swa-ney molya e dwa kinda tuhun.

Pa un-ney sitdi in ley nove dom, Henk mah swa-ney nove auto aus garaja e zai woshi it, al ke ta-ney visin zai go pas. Al vidi Henk-ney nove auto, visin stopi e kan it duran un minuta. Poy Henk turni e vidi ta. Visin shwo: "Es ya prival auto. Ob es yu-ney?"

"Koyves," Henk shwo.

Visin fa-astoni. "Koyves ku?" ta shwo. "Kwo yu maini?"

"Wel," Henk jawabi lentem, "wen ye pati in urba, it perteni a may docha Jein. Wen koylok ye futbol-match, it perteni a may son Jo. Afte ke me woshi it, al ke it aspekti muy prival e klin, it perteni a may molya. E wen it nidi bensin, it es me-ney."