30 anekdot (Lidepla) - страница 2

Skola-dey

Polli en-go a skola al hev sit yar. Ela gro-pri un-ney skola-dey. Elay talimer to mis Yati es muy prival, e oli otre kinda in klas es prival toshi. Bat pa dwa-ney dey, afte ke oli leson fini e oli kinda chu lernishamba, Polli resti e en-weiti.

Mis Yati hev mucho dela e bu merki Poli pa beginsa, bat poy ela lifti kapa e en-vidi ela. "Way yu bu he go kun otres, Polli?" ela kwesti karimem. "Ob yu yao fai kwesta a me?"

"Ya, mis Yati," Polli shwo.

"Kwo ye?" mis Yati kwesti.

"Kwo me zwo-te in skola sedey?" Polli shwo.

Mis Yati ridi. "Kwo yu zwo-te in skola sedey?" ela shwo. "Way yu kwesti me om se, Polli?"

"Bikos me sal go a dom nau," Polli jawabi, "e may mata sal kwesti me."

Om jiva e morta

Jini safari pa Nyu-Ingland bay auto. Unves ela stopi in syao vilaja dabe kan jamile lao kirka. Bifoo it ye kabralok, e un lao man zai rasti herba sirkum kabras.

Jini chu auto, zin kabralok e kan kelke kabra. Poy ela go-lai a lao man e shwo a ta: "Hao sabah! Sey vilaja, ob jenta oftem morti hir?" Lao man stopi gun fo kelke sekunda, kan Jini atentem, poy shwo: "Non, li morti un ves."

Jini ridi al audi se, poy shwo a lao man: "Skusi. Me bu he shwo se pravem. Me sal kwesti otrem: 'Sey vilaja, ob mucho jenta morti hir?"

Lao man snova stopi gun. "Ya," ta shwo, "li oli morti." Poy ta en-rasti herba snova.

Avion-safara

Al hev trishi-pet yar, Jorj kupi syao avion e lerni flai-dukti it. Sun ta bikam gro-hao pilota e en-janmog mah swa-ney avion zwo farke truk.

Jorj hev un amiga. Ta nami Mark. Undey Jorj ofri tu pren Mark inu avion. Mark dumi: "Me gwo safari bay gran avion pluri ves, bat me bu gwo bi in syao-la, also me ve probi."

Li en-flai e flai duran haf-ora, e Jorj mah avion zwo truk do oli sorta.

Afte lai nich, Mark joi gro por bi salim, e shwo a swa-ney amiga pa tremi-she vos: "Wel, Jorj, danke gro por sey dwa safara bay yur avion."

Jorj fa-astoni gro, shwo: "Dwa ku safara?"

"Ya, may un-ney-la e may laste-la," Mark jawabi.

Studenta-vakasion

Billi e Fred es universitet-studenta. Li es amiga. Li bu hev mucho mani. Also, wen vakasion-taim lai, Billi shwo: "Nu fai ba vakasion in treiler, Fred. Es pyu chipe kem in hotel. Me mog loni-pren may-patra-ney treiler."

Fred joi gro e konsenti, also li zin treiler e begin fai vakasion.

Li yao en-stan ranem pa sabah, bat kloka-jagiser yok.

"Problema yok, Billi," Fred shwo. "Me ve pon kelke syao pan-pes on ruf de treiler bifoo go somni, e li ve jagisi nu pa sabah."

Billi fa-astoni bat shwo nixa.

Fred es prave. Al fa-sabah kelke syao faula flai-lai fo chi pan, e ley shum on ruf de treiler, it jagisi Billi e Fred muy kway.