30 anekdot (Lidepla) - страница 5
Semafor-luma
Alisa es gela do dwashi-tri yar. Ela es mednana in gran hospital. Ela es muy karim, e oli elay pasienta gro-pri ela.
Undey ela zai fai kuping e vidi un lao gina kel zai weiti dabe pai krosi mange gata. Alisa toshi yao krosi gata, also ela go-lai a toy lao gina fo ofri helpa. Afte blisifi, Alisa turan ridi e shwo: "Madam Herman! Yu bin may pasienta pa bifoo-ney yar!"
Madam Herman joi gro por vidi ela.
"Me ve helpi yu krosi gata, madam Herman," Alisa shwo.
"Oo, danke gro, Alisa," madam Herman shwo e en-stepi avan.
"Non, non, madam Herman," Alisa kway shwo. "Weiti ba! Semafor-luma es haishi rude."
"Oo," madam Herman shwo al stepi bak. "Me mog fasilem krosi gata pa sole, wen semafor-luma es grin."
Guytaa de kosas
Jon chu USA in yar 1969 dabe gun in Afrika. Es garme in Afrika, e afte lai bak a USA in yar 1979, Jon shwo a swa: "Nau es mucho pyu lenge hir kem bin bifoo ke me go wek. Me sal kupi elektre warmiser. Yoshi olo es mucho pyu guy."
Pa lai-she dey Jon go a shop dabe kupi elektre warmiser. Vender diki a ta tri o char la do farke sorta, poy shwo: "E sey-la es nuy zuy hao elektre warmiser. It kosti mucho mani, bat it spari haf de yur elektritaa, e elektritaa es muy guy nau, bu ver?"
"Ya, it es gro-guy," Jon jawabi, "e se zai fa-buhao kada yar."
Ta kan elektre warmiser atentem, dumi duran kelke sekunda, poy shwo: "Wel, me ve pren dwa sey-la, plis, e dan me ve spari ol may elektritaa."
Jawabi-darba
Stiv hev shi-un yar e ta-ney brata Tim hev sem la. Li go a same skola e li ambi gro-pri sporta e geim. Li yoshi pri batali, bat ley mata bu joi wen li batali kun otre boys.
Kelke dey bak Tim lopi-lai a dom e go uupar a swa-ney shamba. Ta-ney brata toshi es dar, ta zai audi musika. Ta lifti kapa al ke Tim zin, shwo: "Way yu plaki, Tim?"
"Bikos Hari he darbi me," ta-ney meno-yash-ney brata shwo. Hari es boy in skola, e li oftem batali kun mutu.
Stiv ridi e shwo: "Ob yu jawabi-darbi, o sim en-plaki kom bebi e lopi a dom a mama?"
"Me jawabi-darbi!" Tim shwo ira-nem. "Me jawabi-darbi pa un-ney, e poy ta darbi me."
Doga-kusa
Billi jivi pa kalme gata in gran urba. Koyves ta-ney mata pren ta a parka fo plei, bat wen ela mangi, ta plei pa gata. Undey pa aksham Billi-ney patra dai a ta un jamile nove bol, e pa lai-she sabah Billi go a gata fo plei kun it. Ta plei joi-shem duran kelke minuta, bat poy un gran doga go pas. Al vidi bol doga toshi en-yao plei kun it.
Billi pren bol, lifti it e teni it sobre kapa. Ta bu yao ke doga pren it e lopi wek kun it, bat doga ek-salti e mah-lwo ta.