— Ok, great! Then the first thing you guys need to learn is, how to jerk off. You see, my admiral never does it, and that's a big problem. If you could talk him into it and explain real well that masturbating regularly is good for his health, it would be just priceless!
— You know what… Honestly, I don't give a shit about jerking off. How can I convince a white man to jerk off if I don't enjoy it myself. I mean, when I was serving time in prison I had to jerk off from time to time, just to get some relief, and that's it. But jerking off recreationally while there's so many young hot women around? Man… that's definitely not my thing! I'd rather screw me a woman!
— We'll get to it. But you have to listen first.
— Okay, I am listening.
— I'm sure you have not even snooped into admiral's personal file, so I'm telling you now that admiral Sherman is a widower. He lost his wife to cancer right before the MBC unleashed the Burning Fever on Earth. She was nearly the last person on this planet who had the luxury to die of natural causes.
— What is MBC?
— MBC stands for «the Man Behind the Curtain' or «the Mastermind of the Big Catastrophe». That's the code name that NDRC gave to someone or something that is organizing those global attacks against the human race. Something that we still have to find out.
— What's NDRC?
— National Defense Research Commitee. It was created by FDR in 1940 with the objective to research anything new that could be turned into weaponry. The agency was terminated in 1947.
— What's FDR?
— Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves! It's Franklin Delano fucking Roosevelt, you dumbass! The Manhatten Project… Rings the bell? If it does not, I'll kick your dumb black ass out of this high ranked multiply decorated white body and never regret!
— C'mon, Tecumseh, chill out! Of course I know what the Manhatten Project is. I also know who FDR was. I was just pullin' your leg, eh?
— Fuck you! So you also know that the Manhatten Project had started under NDRC?
— I didn't know that.
— That's Okay. NDRC was brought back from the dead by the Defense Ministry when the first contactee appeared. The very existence of those contactees was implying that these global attacks have been organized by some intellectual force. The NDRC's primary objective is to find and neutralize this force. And guess what? The acting chair of NDRC is admiral William Tecumseh Sherman! A tough ol' boy who's still mourning his precious wife so much that he can't even masturbate.
— Why does he have to masturbate?